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Bernie
Clifton has established himself, in no uncertain terms, as one of
the funniest and most versatile entertainers in British
showbusiness, through numerous appearances on television,
including his own series ‘Theatre Royal’, in concert and
cabaret, summer season and pantomime.
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He is renowned as one
of the craziest visual comedians in the business.
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Bernie was born on
Merseyside and started entertaining as a teenager, working as one
half of a vocal comedy duo. However it was after he completed
National Service in The Royal Air Force that he turned
professional and set about making a name for himself on the tough
northern club circuit. It was here that he developed as a
comedian, serving his showbusiness apprenticeship, before he moved
naturally into television. His TV debut came in 1971 on BBC’s
‘The Good Old Days’, followed by several appearances on ‘The
Comedians’.
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Next
came three series of ‘Crackerjack’ interspersed between
theatre and cabaret tours in Britain, and overseas in
Australia. All the time he was developing a unique act and
comedy style, based on the use of a multitude of zany props
and crazy visual-effects which he called “organised
lunacy”. It was during this point in his career that
Oswald the intrepid ostrich arrived on the scene.
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In
1979 Bernie Clifton was chosen to appear in The Royal
Variety Show. When it was screened on television, a few days
later, he was inundated with offers of work, including a
contract with ATV which culminated in his own special,
‘Bernie Clifton on Stage’ and led to his series
‘Theatre Royal’. Since then he has appeared regularly on
television guesting on quiz shows, variety shows and chat
shows.
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Bernie
has also made dozens of radio appearances and has hosted,
for several years, his own hilarious BBC Radio series
‘Bernie Clifton’s Comedy Store’ as well as travelling
throughout Great Britain, for the BBC, to compere the
popular series ‘Three In A Row’.
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Summer
Season has played a major part in his career - and he has
appeared in many since his summer debut in Babbacombe in
1969. Recent seasons have seen him enjoying success at all
the major seaside resorts. In 1985 he made his straight
acting debut starring in the farce ‘The Mating Game’ at
the Gaiety Theatre, Isle of Man.
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A
very active worker for charity, including the showbusiness
fraternity The Grand Order Of Water Rats, Bernie has raised
a great deal of money for several worthy causes, through,
amongst other things, running in the annual London Marathon.
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Today,
Bernie Clifton has carved a unique position for himself in
showbusiness; a star of pantomime, summer season, concert,
cabaret, radio and television – and he is in great demand
throughout the country.
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Quite
simply, Bernie is one of the most original comedians in the
entertainment industry, and his engaging style and zany
humour have won him many friends all over the world. His
visual comedy creations, including the giant shark, the Arab
sheikh, the piggyback nun, the fat man and, of course, the
dancing ostrich, have established him in a league of his
own.
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- The
Guardian
- The
Guide
- Charlie
Skelton’s Been There, Done That
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- Bernie
Clifton
- Cascade
Revue
- West
Cliff Theatre
- Clacton
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Two
hours after taking my seat amid the audience, I knew that
Bernie Clifton is a certifiable genius. Clifton is a genius
reminiscent of Zappa: a visionary with a staggering sense of
self-belief, an extraordinary work ethic, and a fearsome
willingness to embrace the preposterous, the over-blown.
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Between
wrestling a giant inflatable deep-sea diver and doing the
bossa nova with biscuit boxes on his feet, he found time to
perform an avant-garde balloon dance, have his dancing
marked on stage by a dog, and stick an ostrich beak up his
arse. And if that wasn’t enough, he brought his act to a
close with a thundering rendition of Presley’s American
Trilogy which had the hairs standing up on the back my neck.
I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or start worshipping
the man.
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Certainly
this warm, uncynical lunatic in the funny suit is the
spiritual father of Vic Reeves, Harry Hill and Johnny Vegas.
Aahh! You say, but Reeves and Vegas are “ironic”,
“postmodern” cabaret entertainers. Well, nothing could
be more ironic and postmodern than Bernie Clifton, shaking
his head as a young girl led the dance-scoring dog off the
stage, and muttering: “What an earth is she going to put
on her CV?” Clifton knows damned well how daft it all is.
He’s not just a nutter with a flightless-bird fixation. Au
contraire: Clifton is God.
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